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Captain Kirk leads Redskins to victory over Raiders, 27-10

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Josh DoctsonJosh Doctson scores first career touchdown for the Redskins, who win Sunday night against the Oakland Raiders. COURTESY PHOTO BY REGGIE HILDRED LANDOVER – A big performance from quarterback Kirk Cousins sparked the Washington Redskins to a 27-10 victory over the Oakland Raiders Sunday night before a national television audience and 77,123 spectators at FedEx Field.

During the postgame news conference, Cousins, who completed 25-of-30 passes for 365 yards and three touchdowns, was asked about his proudest moments throughout the game.

“I think the fact that we had a complete game,” said Cousins. “Any time you start fast, you know it’s up and down, plays happen, you can easily give the ball back. You can have a bad decision here or there and miss the read. The fact that it was a full four quarter performance – I felt that was outstanding.”

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Montgomery Marty’s Weekly Picks for Sept. 14, 2017

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That was a forward pass - and the referees don’t get a free one

Montgomery MartyThe Big Hoss on the Ponderosa is sitting, ready to choke on his favorite Cuban stogie after watching the ‘Skins choke in week one.

Captain Kirk was spotty, but the defense was trainspottin’. The offense showed moments of hope, but the Big “D” took off down the slippery slope.

And with all that said, we was in it to win it and cou’dve done it.

Everyone but the referee - well even the referee - knew that was an incomplete pass.

If the fix is in for the NFL it’s upstairs in the booth. Everybody on earth knew that was a blocked pass and not a fumble. If the Hawgs are gonna lose - let it be because of their horrible play - not a horrible play call by a referee with a Jimmie Cone for a brain. Last week Marty went 15-3 proving he’s better than any NFL referee and bring his total up to 29-6 for the season.

So let’s take a look at the local fun coming up this week:

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Montgomery Marty’s Weekly Picks for Sept. 7, 2017

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The Mighty Hawgs will rule – with Captain Kirk at the helm

Montgomery MartyThe Big Dog likes to eat, and this week he did okay - going 14-3 in the first week of the high school football season.
But that ain’t what’s got Mighty Marty beatin’ his chest with pride.
The ‘Skins are about to start their latest season with high hopes and as sure as Marty loves a good stogie and a Jimmie cone, he knows with Captain Kirk firing missiles for the Hawgs, the sky is the limit this season.
Now the High n’ Mighty cannot figure out for the life of him what Dan the computer salesman is thinking when he doesn’t offer the kid a decent contract. But that’s what happens when computer nerds own NFL franchises.
Marty’s distaste for Dan Snyder aside, he can’t wait to kick back and enjoy another season of NFL football.
And this week he cannot escape the fun that will happen on Friday night with his favorite Damascus team.
Take a look:

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Montgomery Marty's Weekly Picks for Aug. 31, 2017

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Marty cries in his beer over the Terps and loves Damascus

Montgomery MartyThe Basso Profundo is back with a good cigar and Jimmie Cone ready to tackle the high school football season.
He and his new Labrador named “Covfefe” is thinking this might be one of the most exciting seasons of football in recent memory.
Nothing is more Bigly than high school football, so let’s get going with this week’s fun and frolics.
But before he does Marty wants to take the Redskins to task for dissing Captain Kirk Cousins. The Redskins ain’t never gonna be nuthin’ if they don’t start treating this young man like he’s something.
The Hawgs have one of the best quarterbacks in the league and they treat him like he’s playing semi-pro ball in Pittsburgh.
That stuff has to stop folks. Big Dan Snyder needs to grow up and invest in the future of his football team or the future will forget he ever existed.
The Big Dog wants to howl:

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Montgomery Marty’s Weekly Picks for November 3, 2016

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The High and Mighty heads into the home stretch on h.s. picks

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Marty has but one question: How do you have a quarterback throw for more than 400 yards in a game and you don’t win?
That’s like Cleveland and Chicago being in the World Series at the same time.
That’s like Bob Dylan getting a Nobel Prize for literature.
That’s like the Hawgs not knowing when they have a quality quarterback.
That’s like Tom Brady getting butt-slurped for doing nothing.
Well, whatever.
Marty is still bemoaning a lack of defense in local football and as he wraps up this last week of the regular season, he’s hoping somebody besides Avalon will surprise him:

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Montgomery Marty’s Weekly Picks for October 27, 2016

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Mighty Marty’s getting seriously p.o’d at other sports reporters
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Marty has had it. Dunkin Donut, black coffee and cigarette finished with some of his sports brethren.
Sitting with some of his sports-writing compadres this week Marty had to listen to a whole lot of garbage-ola about Captain Kirk Cousins because one of his lineman ran into him on a play.
It was a pleasure watching Captain Kirk matching Matthew Stafford play for play. These are two of the best quarterbacks playing the game today.
Tom Brady is over the hill and was always overrated and still is. He’s the frat boy nobody likes.
Aaron Rodgers is better off doing commercials - it’s the one thing he does better than Brett Favre.
But the real quarterbacking is being done by Captain Kirk and when he wins his first MVP remember Marty said it here first - he’s the best!
There’s no “best” meanwhile in local high school football when it comes to defense.
Other than a handful of tough teams that are very well coached, high school football this year has seen some pathetic defense.
You could use the running clock as a fan in Marty’s office while he sips on a good Scotch and smokes a stoogie.
Here we go:

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Montgomery Marty’s Weekly Picks for October 20, 2016:

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Montgomery Marty predicts the ‘Skins for Super Bowl Sunday

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Marty is ready to burst. The Big ‘Hawg fan has had enough of dissin’ the Hawgs.
Marty also wants to know what happened to the Packers last week. Aaron Rodgers looked like RGIII on the field and that ain’t a good thing.
The Green and Gold was supposed to whoop up on the Cow Pokes so the Hawgs could cruise.
Never mind, after winning four-straight The Sound and the Fury is waiting for Captain Kirk to cut loose with another “How you Like THAT!”
He’s earned it. And he earned Marty’s respect giving up his body rushing for a first down on a drive that led to a touchdown last week.
From Marty’s sideline seat, one could see Captain Kirk is the heart of this Redskin football team and Marty predicts a bunch of seasons ahead of this young man - eventually leading the Hawgs back to the Lombardi Trophy.
You heard it here first folks. Write it down and make book on it. The Big Cigar is never wrong. Speaking of which ole Marty was real close on a bunch of games last week and went 14-3. So let’s look ahead.

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Montgomery Marty’s Weekly Picks for October 6, 2016

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The Big Bronco is Bucking with powers of prognostication

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Marty is starting to see a thread running through the recent criticism of his beloved Captain Kirk Cousins.

Last week he threw about 6 incomplete passes on the day. He zipped three for TDs and yet some fool said his efforts came crashing to earth when he threw an interception.

They just don’t want to give it up for Captain Kirk. At this point he could throw a perfect game for 300 yards and three TDs, not one dropped pass, not one interception and no sacks and some idiot would say, “Well he didn’t throw for 400 yards.”

The Captain Kirk critics are starting to remind The Big Bronco of Cow Poke fans - toothless and crazy.

Meanwhile Mighty Marty proved his powers of prognostication prowess last week by nailing the exact score in the Blair and Paint Branch game (28-21 in favor of the Battlin’ Blair Blazers) and being within a score on three other games.

You listenin’ up there ‘Hawg fans? Marty’s right and Captain Kirk is here to stay. Now get the Hawgs some Big “D”. Here we go with this week’s games:

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Montgomery Marty's Weekly Picks for Sept. 29, 2016

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Mighty Marty effusive with praise for "Captain Kirk”

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Captain Kirk returned this week just in time to be a Giant Killer and silence the Giant crybaby Eli Manning.

Marty sat on the 40-yard-line for the game and lost his voice in between smoking a wicked Cuban cigar and yelling at the Giant fans who didn’t like his wicked Cuban cigar.

The only thing worse than a Cow Poke fan, or an Eagle stain is a big blue Giant crybaby.

Now if the Hawgs get some defense they’ll be back in the saddle in time to threaten to win their division again.

Uncle Marty likes the Kool-Aid thank you very much!

Last week Marty was a respectable 14-3 bringing his season total to 54-16 for a .771 win percentage!

On to this week:

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