That was a forward pass - and the referees don’t get a free one
The Big Hoss on the Ponderosa is sitting, ready to choke on his favorite Cuban stogie after watching the ‘Skins choke in week one.
Captain Kirk was spotty, but the defense was trainspottin’. The offense showed moments of hope, but the Big “D” took off down the slippery slope.
And with all that said, we was in it to win it and cou’dve done it.
Everyone but the referee - well even the referee - knew that was an incomplete pass.
If the fix is in for the NFL it’s upstairs in the booth. Everybody on earth knew that was a blocked pass and not a fumble. If the Hawgs are gonna lose - let it be because of their horrible play - not a horrible play call by a referee with a Jimmie Cone for a brain. Last week Marty went 15-3 proving he’s better than any NFL referee and bring his total up to 29-6 for the season.
So let’s take a look at the local fun coming up this week:
The Swarmin’ Hornets are a stompin’ and a kickin’ and runnin’ on all cylinders once again. They stay at home this week to destroy Rockville - Marty gives them one point for not having jerseys the same color as The Donald’s hair. But otherwise they’re as doomed as Donald at a Rainbow Rally.
Seneca Valley 35
This is Marty’s favorite matchup this week. Rivals. Friday night football at Northwest. It’s a Black Hole for anyone who enters. Seneca Valley under Fred Kim. Hit. Smash. Joe Piscopo. Sports. Arggh!
Quince Orchard 24
A big north county rivalry and one of the the games of the week this week in Marty’s book. But here’s the thing campers: Marty knows a loser when he sees one and the Coyotoes just don’t have the howls in their jowls to overcome the Q.O. Cougars.
The Stormin’ Warriors of Sherwood had easy pickin’s and a running clock in week one while Einstein bested Gaithersburg. It won’t be as easy for Sherwood this week - especially coming off a loss to Damascus. But the result will be on in the win column.
Paint Branch 35
It’s early enough in the season still to say that Paint Branch won’t choke. Especially since they are playing a team that got blanked 34-0 by Landon in week one.Marty could be wrong now - but he doesn’t think so. Remember it’s a jungle out there!
One of two games this week which have the half empty stands emptied except for parents by half time. Blake at least put up nine points last week and 17 in week one. Magruder has only one touchdown in two games.
Blair handled Watkins Mill in week one while getting pummeled by Q.O. last week. Wheaton absolutely destroyed Northwood - kind of like saying they destroyed an anklebiter team. Marty still believes in Blair - but if they lose to Wheaton Marty will have serious doubts.
Churchill came close to beating rival Wootton last week and Gaithersburg came close to not showing up against Seneca Valley.
Kennedy has been outscored 75-12 this season while Northwood has been outscored 94-6. Neither team has an offense or a defense. This game could probably cure insomnia. Marty never picks ties because he doesn’t want to kiss his sister. But this is the second game this week that will be hard to watch.
Walter Johnson 7
Look at this way W.J. fans, you are no longer faithful followers of the worst team in Montgomery County.
Not the best either.
Watkins Mill 10
This was a tough one for Marty pick. B-CC looks better than they have in years. Watkins Mill looks equally mediocre. It could go either way, but Marty likes the topsider crowd at B-CC. They’ll be better dressed any way.
Wootton stood stout last week against their rivals at Churchill, but Marty has seen no sign this team can stop an off-tackle run. They don’t even run a defense that gives itself the ability to stop an off-tackle run.
Three down lineman will only guarantee running lanes for R.M.
Winters Mill 14
The battle of the farm plows ends with a classic take down.
Avalon has been playing out of its league for so long the latest rumor is they’ve applied to play in the NFL so they can lose there too.
Good Counsel 28
Marty saw Good Counsel get surprised last week. But they’re home against Archbishop Spaulding. Sorry the Archbishop there is no match for the archbishop legacy at Good Counsel.
Georgetown Prep 17
Another tough one to call. but this Catholic boy picks the boys from D.C. over Paro’s boys at Prep.
Boys Latin 7
The Latin boys don’t have Tony Soprano on their side, so the best they can hope against Landon is they don’t get a running clock.
It’ll be close.
- South dominates North in Cal Ripken League All-Star game
- Magruder boys victorious over Good Counsel in Maryland Elite action
- Springbrook boys keep Sorunke at bay to beat Rockville in Md. Elite hoops, 54-48
- Gaithersburg Giants shut out Herndon, 13-0
- Blue Devils defeat Cougars in Maryland Elite basketball