There always seem to be lots of jokes about leftovers, but if you think leftovers are the worst thing you can face at the dinner table, think again. When you don't have enough money for food, you consider yourself lucky to have any leftovers to stretch into another meal. An empty plate is far worse. A few years ago I had a holiday meal at a friend's house. Her husband carved the turkey in the kitchen, laying the slices out on a platter along with the legs to be served at the table. Then my friend casually tipped the remainder of the turkey--still with a lot of meat on it--into the trash can, saying she couldn't be bothered to do anything more with it.